My translations are pretty sucky, but the point was to make it understandable for me so I didn't have to go flipping through the dictionary every time I wanted to read it. Even though it's only 8 pages, it made me wibble inside. Bawww Sodom, bawwww Luka.
I can't help but laugh at the anime, but somehow the manga always manages to make me cry inwardly. Oh Uraboku.